THE 81 BEST MOVIE TITLES
    in the history of le cinema

christopher funderburg
(with a valuable assist from John B. Cribbs)
7/12/12

So here's The Pink Smoke's definitive list of the best movie titles, the best film titles, the greatest titular labels in cinema history, the most obviously google-able phrase indicating this sweet baby is a compendium of the most memorable, charming, unique, awesome and flat-out beautiful cinematic sobriquets.

      THE BAD-ASS


Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia


Brute Force

Cash Calls Hell

A Bullet for the General

Fixed Bayonets!


The Bad Sleep Well

Rusty Knife

A Colt is My Passport

Take Aim at the Police Van


Die Hard

Cruel Gun Story

Master of the Flying Guillotine


To Live and Die in L.A.


Fistful of Dollars


The Good the Bad and the Ugly


Duck You Sucker!

The Youth of the Beast

A Bullet in the Head

Always Outnumbered, Always Outgunned

How to Kill a Judge


Hangmen Also Die

      THE EXPERIMENTAL

The Goalie's Anxiety at the Penalty Kick


The Headless Woman


Videodrome

Your Vice is a Locked Room (and Only I Have the Key)

The Emperor's Naked Army Marches On

Garlic is as Good as Ten Mothers

Every Man for Himself and God Against All

The Inauguration of the Pleasure Dome


Hold Me While I'm Naked

It Is Impossible to Learn to Plow by Reading Books


Fast, Cheap and Out of Control

      THE CHARMINGLY GOOFY


The Girl Can't Help It!

Dude Where's My Car?

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle

Diplomaniacs


The Wonderful Ice Cream

The Fish that Saved Pittsburgh

      THE POSSIBLY MISTRANSLATED ITALIAN

Lay Off Blondes

Die Slowly, You'll Enjoy it More

We Still Kill the Old Way

Kill Me Quick, I'm Cold


The Killer Likes Candy

Nude Odyssey

Hatred is My God

You Die... But I Live

Are you Engaged to a Greek Sailor or an Airline Pilot?

There's a Spy in My Bed

Crazy Underwear

      THE OMINOUS


I Bury the Living


The Hills Have Eyes


The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

Twitch of the Death Nerve

The Day the Earth Stood Still

God Told Me To

 

The Evil Dead


Let's Scare Jessica to Death


The House of Laughing Windows

      THE EXPLOITATIVE

I Dismember Mama

I Spit on your Grave


Don't Mess with My Sister


Picasso Trigger

Hell up in Harlem

Petey Wheatstraw, The Devil's Son-in-Law

Amsterdamned

Hard Fast and Beautiful


Faster Pussycat Kill Kill!


Robocop

Killdozer

The Naked City

     THE POETIC


Love is Colder Than Death


Through a Glass Darkly


The Bird with the Crystal Plumage


History is Made at Night

Paris Belongs to Us


The Land of Silence and Darkness


No Country for Old Men


The Bitter Tears of Petra von Kant


The Exterminating Angel


A Snake of June

 

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