OBSCURE GENIUS
john cribbs
george armitage's HIT MAN
This on-going series takes a look at some of the most obscure works by cinema's acknowledged geniuses, the films that even fanatics have over-looked. For instance: if you love Ingmar Bergman, you've seen Persona, you've probably even seen Sawdust and Tinsel – but have you seen his sophomore effort Det regnar på vår kärlek? Focusing on films not readily available on VHS or DVD with English-language subtitles, it's an attempt to dig deep into the filmographies of cinema's greats and explore the rarest of rarities.
the genius: George Armitage
I was planning on recognizing the 35th anniversary of Black History Month with a piece about my favorite Blaxploitation movies. I've avoided something like that in the past for the same reason I never write about kung fu films, revenge movies, heist flicks, westerns or the Hong Kong school of heroic bloodshed: since the year 1992 they've all been co-opted by Quentin Tarantino. But after his embarrassing attempt to bring the war movie under his umbrella of pop cultural usurpations with Inglorious Basterds (sic), I decided that everything is fair game again: the other popular subgenres had made a "great escape" from the idiot savant of cinema's movie jail (also, Scott Sanders and Michael Jai White's Black Dynamite felt like a "we're stealing it back" crotch shot to the man who cut White's scene out of the Kill Bill movies.) Still, I wasn't happy with a list of Blaxploitation favorites, of which there are plenty already in existence all over the internet, and a different piece about the role of white writers and directors in contrast to black writers and directors in the early 70's exploitation circut (largely centered on Larry Cohen and Ralph Bakshi* versus Ossie Davis and Melvin Van Peebles) turned into a rambling pontification that didn't really go anywhere. But somewhere along the line the whole "white filmmaker getting in on the funky purple pimp hat movement" angle brought me to an early work by a writer-director I've long admired, even though I've never really known too much about him.
There's nothing mysterious about George Armitage, but his complete lack of prestige has always perplexed me. I spent a better part of the 90's wondering how the hell Miami Blues didn't open to the same kind of enthusiastic reception or at least develop the same reverential reputation as, say, Pulp Fiction. When his followup film Grosse Pointe Blank was released seven years later, it drew mixed reactions from critics and fell into the iniquitous late 90's pit of "Tarantino imitations" just because it featured comedic hit men and a soundtrack made up of popular songs. And after 2004's depressing flop The Big Bounce, he seemed to belong to the "two masterpiece" club of filmmakers from that era: American directors who debuted with an impressive first effort and kept the hit streak going with a worthy-if-not-flatout-superior sophomore film only to produce nothing nearly as good for the remainder of their careers (current members include such vastly different directors as Carl Franklin, Neil Labute, Wes Anderson and Todd Haynes**.) I couldn't quite figure out why Armitage's track record had faltered so abruptly, or why I would consider him one of my favorite modern filmmakers largely based on a single movie, but in my mind his name has long stood for a filmmaker who went from head-scratching obscurity to disappointing missed opportunist in a seemingly short amount of time.
What I didn't realize in the midst of all this categorizing of Armitage as a "90's director" is that his career actually began in the late 60's when he was hired by Roger Corman to write the legendary shlockster's penultimate directorial effort Gas-s-s-s, or How It Became Necessary to Destory the World in Order to Save It***, a post-apocalyptic parable about a gas that kills everybody in the world over 25 years old. After that Corman let Armitage direct his own script for Private Duty Nurses (1971) but replaced him with Jonathan Kaplan to helm the sequel Night Call Nurses (1972). From there, Armitage seems to have forged a partnership with Roger's brother Gene Corman (who would go on to release a pair of 1973 Jim Brown classics, The Slams and I Escaped from Devil's Island, although his crowning achievement would be to produce The Big Red One for Sam Fuller.) Gene produced Armitage's next two turns behind the camera, 1972's Hit Man and 1976's Vigilante Force, as well as his screenplay for Darktown Strutters aka Get Down and Boogie!, filmed in 1975 by veteran serial and TV director William Witney. In 1979 Armitage directed a TV movie called Hot Rod starring Gregg Henry, then dropped off the map Terrance Malick-style for 11 years, to return with what I had long considered his first film, a phenomenal adaptation of Charles Willeford's Hoke Moseley novel Miami Blues.
The 90's ushered in a minor wave of arty, high quality films taken from the pages of crime novelists like Walter Moseley (Franklin's Devil in a Blue Dress), Elmore Leonard (Sonnenfeld's Get Shorty, Tarantino's Jackie Brown, Soderbergh's Out of Sight), Scott Smith (Raimi's A Simple Plan) and Willeford (Robinson Devor's The Woman Chaser.) The Leonard adaptations especially were notable for their colorfully comic criminals whose eccentric search for happiness is marred by the reality of their profession, usually punctuated by a sudden turn of uncomfortable violence amidst the goofiness (De Niro's fatal shooting of Bridget Fonda in Brown, Steve Zahn's unwilling participation in the home invasion in Out of Sight.) But Armitage's movie came first. It shook up the old cop-hunting-crook hard-boiled formula with hilarious character study to create a tone beyond quirkiness. A lot of credit for the movie's unique pitch has been given to Jonathan Demme, who produced Blues (as well as Devil in a Blue Dress.) That's understandable, but while I can see the inspiration Armitage found in scenes like the gas station knock-off in Something Wild and the fast food gunfight from Married to the Mob (as well as that movie's sun-tanned crooks and presence of a rough/clueless Alec Baldwin), the development of the film is singular to the its director. For example, Demme - who must have known Armitage from the Corman days - has in the past had difficulty creating memorable leading male characters, but Baldwin's Freddy Frenger Jr. is one of the funniest and most tragic anti-heroes in film history. He's a man in constant, child-like awe of everything around him, from the view outside the plane in his first appearance as he descends into Miami to Jennifer Jason's Leigh naked back - he sees these things and wants them and he takes them. But as he expresses in the film/book's most profound line, he doesn't know why he wants them; he takes them because he can, through a sense of puerile entitlement as if to say "we're all meant to want these things in life, but only obtain them from following the rules." Well, Freddy doesn't follow the rules; he has the outlaw mentality of H.I. McDunnough, but it comes out in short bursts of seemingly psychotic fits of casual violence that I can only think to describe as a "sorta Falling Down-ish rampaging." His is a lawlessness based entirely on his own boastful delusions and unfounded confidence that he can "skip to the happy ending." The tragedy is that he hurts everyone around him, a walking disaster who comes in and out of reality just long enough to do something destructive.
Armitage's characters are pre-established criminals with acute identity crises who try to find a place for themselves in the weird world they've been thrown into. It makes sense that his list of 11 favorite films submitted to the 2002 BFI Sight and Sound poll would include such character-out-of-his-comfort-zone films as The Boy with Green Hair, Local Hero and Sullivan's Travels: the philosophical questions burning in his protagonists' minds seems to be "How did I get here?" and "What the fuck is this place?" Throughout Miami Blues you're constantly wondering if Freddy really wants a house and a little wife or, more likely, that he's winging it until whatever it is - a cop, a truck, a machete - comes around the corner. By the time he's started to mimic the generic police terms Moseley had used on him earlier, Freddy has lapsed into a different personality all together. And of course nothing causes more self-reflection and panic to change one's life as a high school reunion like the one in Armitage's "second" film Grosse Pointe Blank, attended by an assassin whose constant claim to clients who find themselves on the business end of his weapon is "It's not me!" Martin Blank's investigation into whether reconciling with the girl he left alone on the prom floor 10 years ago is the key to future happiness is at first as self-defeating and improvised as Freddy running around Miami playing policeman; rival hit man Grocer is his own Sgt. Hoke Moseley, a man whose very presence reminds Blank of why he doesn't fit in with the rest of society who nevertheless is essentially the same man, working outside the law, a man who knows how to recognize criminality and use it to his own advantage. Somehow it makes a killer relatable: even when he shoots an unarmed man pleading for his life, you kind of see where he's coming from.
Nicolas Ray always said the working title of each of his films was "I'm a Stranger Here Myself," which would be perfect for any of Armitage's movies, even the horribly disappointing The Big Bounce. Owen Wilson's perennial down-and-out beach bum Jack Ryan finds himself being threatened or played by all the shady characters on the island who have everything on their mind but his peaceful nonchalant approach to existence. Unfortunately the character's relaxed attitude goes too far, to the point that we're left with a hero who does literally nothing to move the plot forward. Bounce is the worst example of an over-expensive Hollywood "hang out" movie, in which an attractive cast of name stars chill in a glamorous locale following a very loose storyline, usually revolving around a comic caper (a classic example being John Huston's Beat the Devil, a more recent batch the Ocean's 11 series), but the criminal motivations in the film are so vaguely referenced as to be completely nonsensical. It leans towards the quirkier aspects of Grosse Pointe Blank by trying to sell the audience on a mustachioed Charlie Sheen, Gary Sinise with bad hair and Vinnie Jones in a neck brace plus useless cameos by cool cred celebs Willie Nelson and Harry Dean Stanton, all of which are negated by a performance by Sara Foster that is so bland, charmless and dismissible it makes Monica Potter seem like Julia Roberts. The chemistry between the two stars is dead, the heist plot is at the same time simplistic and overly complicated, and Armitage makes the mistake of using the Isley Brothers song "It's Your Thing," featured prominently in the best of all Leonard adaptations, Steven Soderbergh's Out of Sight - not that it's a bad choice, given that Jack Ryan is certainly a man who does what he "wanna do" (technically Mr. Majestyk and 52 Pick Up are also in the running, but none capture that "Elmore Leonard" feeling as unquantifiably as Out of Sight.) Most importantly though, Jack and other characters are largely successful in living life outside of normal society with very few personal compromises - what's interesting about that?
I don't know if the universal critical and commercial failure of The Big Bounce has put Armitage out of commission. It's been seven years, but then there were seven years between Grosse Pointe and his last film. Like I said, I know next to nothing about the man himself except that his name makes him sound like a Civil War general. I could locate only one publicity photo of him anywhere on the internet. I don't even want to go into speculation as to how he got involved in co-writing the Brian Dennehy-starring Last of the Finest and made-for-tv Jay Leno-David Letterman late night war docudrama The Late Shift. What I'm most curious about is how Demme must have known that Armitage was the man for the job when he passed the Miami Blues novel off to him after Fred Ward brought it to Demme's attention (and who knows whether there's an additional Corman connection to Armitage's choice of adapting Willeford, whose sole movie experience up to that point was to write the script for the 1974 adaptation of his novel Cockfighter for Corman, which the producer purchased the rights to based on the title alone; he would later re-release the movie under the titles Born to Kill, Gamblin' Man and Wild Drifter.) I'm just damn curious what it was in Armitage's earlier films that made Demme think of him.
Which brings me to Hit Man. The opening credits claim that the script is an adaptation of the novel Jack's Return Home by Ted Lewis, a book that had come out of a series of British crimes, most specifically the "one-armed bandit murder" of Angus Sibbet which involved the Krays and first brought the notion of organized crime to the North (it was sort of their own St Valentine's Day Massacre, with fewer casualties) and the novel served as the source for Mike Hodge's classic 1971 film Get Carter. I may not know much about George Armitage, but I know a lot about Get Carter. I've watched my Michael Caine-autographed dvd enough to be able to quote long passages of dialogue and instantly conjure Roy Budd's score in my brain. Hit Man, a California-set Blaxploitation rehash of the same story, was released in '72, which means it came out the year after Hodges' movie. I've never read Lewis' novel, so I'm not sure if both movies are the closest adaptations ever produced, or if Armitage actually just based his film on Get Carter and cited the book as his source material. Because these two movies are very, very similar: not "shot for shot" as some descriptions I've read, but close enough for it to be "scene for scene," if a bit jumbled in order. It's somewhat frustrating because it's hard to access Hit Man as an early George Armitage movie due to its incredible similarity to Get Carter. Imagine a favorite film of yours, one that you know like the back of your hand, being remade barely a year later with an almost entirely black cast. (Oh wait - that's what Neil Labute**** did with Death in a Funeral last year...except I'm pretty sure the original is nobody's favorite movie that they know really really well...I could be wrong, it's a big world.) But maybe, I thought as I settled in to view Hit Man, I can use that to my advantage. Maybe I can apply my knowledge of Get Carter to better understand George Armitage?
Besides, it's not really too weird that Hit Man cut and pasted the story of Get Carter. Because Blaxploitation put the "B" back in B-movie, it shared with earlier cheapo Hollywood efforts an unabashed tendency to swipe entire plots from films that had come before. Hence, Cool Breeze (1972) borrowed liberally from The Asphalt Jungle, Abby (1974) from The Exorcist, the imaginatively-titled Black Shampoo (1976), churned out one year after the hit Hal Ashby-Warren Beatty-Robert Towne movie. And then there's Blacula (1972), Blackenstein (1973) and The Blunchblack of Blotre Blame (the closest to an actual third part of that trilogy would be the Bernie Casey-starring Dr. Black, Mr. Hype from 1976.) There's even Black Throat, a black actor version of...well, you get the idea. Still, it's so strange to see the plot of Get Carter "urbanified," with lines like "Kiss my ass, funky faggot" and "You two for a nickel, jive time, freak time whore" thrown in. There are a couple white extras in party scenes or at the airport, but for the most part there are just three white actors with lines to verify that this isn't some Even Dwarfs Started Small-type alternative reality where white folks don't exist.
The star is Bernie Casey, known to my generation as the pledge president of Lambda Lambda Lambda and as the teacher who informed Bill and Ted that Caesar was in fact not "a salad dressing dude." Before those prestigious parts, he was famous for being a record-breaking track and field college athlete who played six seasons as a wide receiver for the 49ers, ultimately joining the ranks of Jim Brown, Fred Williamson and Roy Jefferson as the latest NFL vet to join the pantheon of hard heroes in Blaxploitation movies, which he later honored by appearing as retired asskicker John Slade in I'm Gonna Git You Sucka (1988). The leading lady is none other than "Pamela" Grier, who had already starred in Corman's Phillipines-shot Cage Trilogy but had yet to make a name for herself as the title heroines of Coffy and Foxy Brown (her character has the indignant line "I read for a damn good part in Shaft!") The rest of the cast is made up of underappreciated members of the Blaxploitation hall of fame: Rudy Challenger (Detroit 9000, Sheba Baby), Christopher Joy (The Slams, Cleopatra Jones), Roger E. Mosley (The Mack, Drum, Big Time, and Gordon Parks' Leadbelly, in which he starred as Huddie Ledbetter) and Marilyn Joi (Black Samson, Black Gauntlet, Black Stewardesses, Black Samurai.) Most memorable among them is Sam Laws (Cool Breeze, Sweet Jesus Preacherman, Truck Turner) as used-car dealer Sherwood Epps, who can't get through one take of a car commercial***** without saying "motherfucker," and Lisa Moore (Slaughter's Big Rip Off) as Laural Garfoot, proprietress of the "sleeps two but parties four" hotel room where Casey stays. Laws, Joy and Mosley later ended up in Darktown Strutters, but the only cast carryover for Armitage as director is one of the film's few white actors: Paul Gleason, who appeared in all of Armitage's first three movies (Private Duty Nurses, Hit Man and Vigilante Force) and returned as Sgt. Frank Lackley in the memorable Miami Blues scene to beat up poor Hoke Moseley when he's been led to believe the toothless Hoke is cutting in on his action.
* I hadn't even realized up until then that Jack Hill, maker of twin Pam Grier classics Coffy and Foxy Brown, was the Gordon Parks of white guys. Also it's worth mentioning that another reason that article was jettisoned was my inner turmoil over whether to place Richard Fleischer's Mandingo within the realm of "Blaxploitation" (also how much people would understand references to Louis CK's Pootie Tang.)
** Just want to point out that with Haynes I'm referring to his feature films that were actually released, Poison and Safe. I know there are things to like (even love) about Far from Heaven and I'm Not There, but at the end of the day they're just not on the same level. Maybe it's not fair to group him with these folks based on that and his two brilliant short films, but I can't help compare everything he does now to those amazing first features. And Wes Anderson fans, don't be confused, I'm not a fan of anything he's done since Rushmore: again, there are moments in Tenenbaums and even Darjeeling Limited to admire, but I consider them disappointments at best (although Tenenbaums may be due for a Second Chance, we'll see.)
*** I checked to make sure I had enough "s"es in the title of Gas-s-s-s, something I had already done for this article when I made a since-deleted reference to Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song. I always wonder how anal people are about using the correct number of "s"es in that title - I have noticed a lot of people leave out the additional "a." And while I've got you here I might as well mention that this was the penultimate directorial effort of Corman's from his active period; I'm not counting his "comeback" movie Frankenstein Unbound from 1990. Nobody should count that movie for any reason.
**** Keeping this all connected, Labute's name has been tied an adaptation of Willeford's novel The Burnt Orange Heresy. It's no longer listed on his imdb page, so maybe the project fell through (which is just as well.)
***** I'm convinced that the commercial director in this scene was a cameo by Armitage, but he's not listed on the credits.
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